What Makes a Perfect Game of Chess?

Is it the board? The pieces? The champagne? The players? The time for reflection? The judges? The arbiter?

The Perfect Game of Chess (2:54) • 'Sun Yat-Sen, God, a dog, and a time gnome conspire to make chess history.'

'Who wins the perfect game of chess?' [Hint: Watch out for the gavel.] No, I don't get it either...