Kings of the News Cycle

First Donald Trump beat Kamala Harris in Election Special 2024 (November 2024), then Elon Musk beat a troll in Elon Musk Goes Trolling (ditto). The two billionaires are slated to square off in a high stakes contest for the Championship of the One-Percenters.

'Donald Trump and Elon Musk play chess'
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If the match is tied after two games, the winner will be decided by a hotdog eating contest. Musk has an edge in the chess games because of his experience on his high school team; Trump has an edge in the tiebreak because of his appetite for winning.