'Make No Mistake! You Are the Target!'

'Have you seen this before? Perhaps around the school or in a park? If, so, beware! It's the classic sign of a chess player. These delinquents have been a silent menace to society for generations! ... Early signs include proficiency in mathematics and pocket protectors.'

The Chess Player (3:08) • 'Misunderstanding of subculture leads to unfair misrepresentation.'

At certain points the clip is crude, but nevertheless clever overall.